A Letter to Mr. Stevens

Dear Sufjan Stevens,

I am a music major at Northwestern University studying oboe performance. I can play the vibraphone, marimba, glockenspiel, and other assorted percussion instruments. I can spell I-L-L-I-N-O-I-S and count to 7. I am willing to sing backing vocals.

PLEASE TAKE ME ON TOUR WITH YOU!

Love,

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